my blog became deserted.
uni + work are stealing my time completely (exams and stuff). sorry, guys, i’ll come back asap.
I can imagine Daniel on those morning tweets
wakes up (alarm set to his PDA outro)
take his vitamins
washes his scruff
puts on a suit
grabs his phone
tweets
and it’s not even 9:00 am yet
DANIEL KESSLER GETS SHIT DONE
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
Because heavy-lifting is a fucking breeze when you weigh less than 90 pounds and your drummer is doing all the work (x)